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Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up". I certainly wasn't aware. FML

#622
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I agree, your life sucks (25938) - you deserved it (1499)

On 12/29/2008 at 2:21am - love - by looz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6273) - you deserved it (46083)

On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML

#510
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5145) - you deserved it (51072)

On 12/14/2008 at 12:15am - misc - by Behemoth2 - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
53 comments

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On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

#105
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I agree, your life sucks (13617) - you deserved it (35583)

On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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