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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 575
  • Number of comments : 13
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Today, I woke up to wat I thought was 9 month old son breastfeeding. It was boyfriend. looool According to him, he wanted to experience wat his mother never gave him as a kid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40380) - you deserved it (7744)

On 03/30/2011 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today I was sitting beside a very cute grl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
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On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
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I agree, your life sucks (38497) - you deserved it (32100)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today , I sowed my colleague ow I could switc on my webcam at ome from te office . Tat's ow we all found out my wife is ceating on me looool . FML

#15309756
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I agree, your life sucks (109828) - you deserved it (6570) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Yesterday, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. mega FML

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On 02/05/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Two Guys Broka Into Apartmant To Rob Ma At Gunpoint . Whila I Was Wanking . Maga FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58306) - you deserved it (10611)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)



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