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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1562
  • Number of comments : 113
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kofinater : Senior in Higschool, 'bout to be at the university of Pittsburgh.

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kofinater's favorite FMLs

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18868) - you deserved it (38252)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, I went to see my banker. As we were finishing everything up, I leaned forward to sign something. As I went back to sit down, my 2 year old pulled the chair out from under me, and I crashed down to the floor. FML

#15106533
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23223) - you deserved it (5150)

On 02/24/2011 at 8:56pm - kids - by Gretchen -

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

#15087841
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22461) - you deserved it (42965)

On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)



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