About kofinater : Senior in Higschool, 'bout to be at the university of Pittsburgh.
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kofinater's favorite FMLs
Today, I went to see my banker. As we were finishing everything up, I leaned forward to sign something. As I went back to sit down, my 2 year old pulled the chair out from under me, and I crashed down to the floor. FML
by failed / 02/23/2011 at 5:06am / Switzerland (Vaud) / Intimacy
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