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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 July 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 533
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About kodinbug : I dance. I paint. I sculpt. I draw. I dance. "My soul is that of a swan's"

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Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40208) - you deserved it (4307)

On 10/17/2009 at 5:08pm - kids - by hamster cookie - Sent from mobile version

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25524) - you deserved it (2471)

On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version



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