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Today , I Shut One Of My Breasts In My Car Door. FML

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On 01/18/2014 at 1:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, aftar his sixth baar, my dad lookad ma in tha aya and said "I'va navar forgivan you fir wat you did to your mothar's vagina" . FML

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On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, mah boyfriend wrote me a long poem that endd with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwd yur sister". FML

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On 01/02/2014 at 10:50pm - love - by notakeeper - United States (Florida)

Today... a woman startd giving me grief because we didn't ave any Boxing Day sales. As I explaind to er tat dollar store don't usually ave sales... se trid to lamp me. It endd by er getting draggd out of te store. FML

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On 12/27/2013 at 1:06am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, looool my 7 yaar old daughtar axplainad to a taxi drivar that sha was born from my "vagina that doasn't hava hair"!! Ha winkad craapily at ma and said, "I bat it doasn't." FML

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On 11/25/2013 at 6:42pm - misc - by jazopalchris (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, a girl an I were flirting an it was going well !! Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her !! She smiled flirtatiously an said "Why don't u try it an find out?" I went in 4 a kiss, an she slapped me !! FML

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On 11/21/2013 at 11:10am - misc - by smooth (man) - United States

Today... I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom... an I endd up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in an break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washd up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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On 11/16/2013 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, I TAUGHT MY KID HOW TO MOW THE LAWN. IT'S A SELF-PROPELLING MOWER SO IT'S EASY TO HANDLE. MY KID THOUGHT IT WOULD BE SMART TO TIE THE HANDLE DOWN SO THAT HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO PUSH IT AT ALL. THIS RESULTED IN THE LAWN MOWER BLASTING THROUGH OUR FENCE AND SINKING INTO MY NEIGHBOR'S POOL. FML

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On 09/12/2013 at 1:18am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today I was on a train when we hit and killd a person. We were stalld for 4 hours. The guy sitting next to me askd what I did for a living so I told him that I'm a vet tech. Then he showd me his infectd elbow. FML

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On 08/30/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today.. . mah boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when mah 4 year old sister walked in . She thought we were making a dog pile.. . so just as soon as mah boyfriend was about to finish.. . she jumped on his back . FML

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On 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today I slipped on mah icy front porch fell back and hit mah head on the step. I tried to get up but lost mah balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see mah very hot British Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

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On 01/31/2010 at 9:12pm - misc - by youlyingjerk (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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