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Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML

#20031596
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On 08/20/2012 at 8:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Taday I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl looool who reads while taking dumps. FML

#20031031
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On 08/20/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Cottagecheeseha (woman) - United States (California)

Today I had to bail on yet another date with an awesome guy. Every time I make a date mah hateful mother slips laxatives into mah food so I'm glued to the shitter until 2am. This is the fourth time. FML

#20031010
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On 08/19/2012 at 11:53pm - love - by Lauren - United States (Iowa)

Today, I had to bail mah boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested cuz he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML

#20030745
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On 08/19/2012 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

2day my usband announcd tat e was fd up wit us being known as te neigborood slobs , and prepard to take down all te Cristmas decorations still up from last year. He ten decidd it was too muc effort , and tat e'd leave tem up to give us a tree mont ead-start. FML

#20030388
86 comments

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On 08/19/2012 at 6:28pm - misc - by i believe in shaq (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today... I climbd the tree in mah backyard so I could cut off some stray branches. I endd up getting stuck... an instead of immediately getting help... mah wife startd laughing an recording me. The video is now crculating on Facebook... an mah new nickname is ( Hawkeye. ) FML

#20029971
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On 08/19/2012 at 2:09pm - misc - by spasticock (man) - Portugal (Setubal)

Today, I realizd just how messd up my life is, thanks to all the scare stories my wife sees on Dr Phil. She's now convincd that I'll start beating her someday. She's startd taking martial arts classes, an threatens to use her skills every time I get even slightly frustratd with her. FML

#20029819
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On 08/19/2012 at 12:00pm - love - by yarhyun1 (man) - United States

today in te middle of te store, my daugter pointed at my belly and loudly announced tat se was going to ave a broter. I'm a man, and apparently I need to lose weigt. mega FML

#20029295
84 comments

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On 08/19/2012 at 1:30am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday At The Water Park, Grandmother's Boob Slipped Out!! Every Time I Close Eyes, I See Her Dangling Breast In Mind!! FML

#20029280
117 comments

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On 08/19/2012 at 1:25am - misc - by JMG - United States

Taday Mah Co-worker Told Me I Should Stop Smoking Cigarettes Because It Makes Mah Breath ( Smell Lyk Shit ) And Makes Mah Teeth Look As Yellow As Corn. I've Never Smoked A Cigarette In Mah Life. FML

#20029161
125 comments

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On 08/19/2012 at 12:19am - work - by pridekills - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to finally accept that mah husband is too large for me . Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except mah private parts can't handle it . After several infections brought on after vaginal tereing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up mah sex life . FML

#20028986
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On 08/18/2012 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by sal (woman) - United States (Idaho)

today I woke up by inhaling a fly up mah nose and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside mah nasal cavity. FML

#20027750
157 comments

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On 08/18/2012 at 3:49am - misc - by sneaky1324 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, as I was riding mah bike, mah foot slippd and I did a slow sped-tumble over the top, ripping mah balls wide open. Number of stitches: too looool many to count. Size of balls: softball. Color: blue. fat FML

#20027548
251 comments

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On 08/18/2012 at 1:15am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my family and I went to te movie teater. Tere weren't enoug free seats near te front, so I sat a few rows back wit my grandpa. He kept trowing our snacks at my parents' eads all troug te movie. He looool claimd e'd been asleep te wole time, and I'm now groundd. FML

#20027054
120 comments

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On 08/17/2012 at 8:39pm - misc - by wow, thanks (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I bought the only cat on Earth that doesn't lyk chasing after a laser dot. Goodbye, hours of sick, sick entertainment. FML

#20026951
156 comments

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On 08/17/2012 at 7:33pm - animals - by lonelygirl (woman) - United States (Utah)



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