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Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

#3842566 (473)

I agree, your life sucks (21795) - you deserved it (863)

On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was going to check out my secret condom stash. When I looked inside, I found a note. The note read: "Thanks hun, I really needed this. Love, Mom". FML

#3829436 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (40621) - you deserved it (5282)

On 07/17/2009 at 11:54am - misc - by lawliet_L (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found out that my new boss at my job is the same guy that I turned down repeatedly last night at the bar. FML

#3820845 (81)

I agree, your life sucks (43157) - you deserved it (2835)

On 07/17/2009 at 1:02am - work - by awkward. (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I caught my little brother peeping at my friend getting dressed in the bathroom. When I asked him what he was doing he said "I'm just doing what Ray does to you while you're in the bathroom." Ray is my new step dad. FML

#3563535 (287)

I agree, your life sucks (91571) - you deserved it (2481)

On 07/07/2009 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Nicole (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

#3386815 (184)

I agree, your life sucks (76822) - you deserved it (3294)

On 07/01/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by kewlio45 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

#481631 (523)

I agree, your life sucks (249128) - you deserved it (34308)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

#11340 (929)

I agree, your life sucks (419962) - you deserved it (30695)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

#1389 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (24059) - you deserved it (1365)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)