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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 March 1981 (33 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1910
  • Number of comments : 190
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About knight0748 : A freelance photographer and DP.
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knight0748's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a visit from a social worker. My son told his teacher I was starving him, all because I refused to let him eat pizza and ice cream for breakfast. FML

#16310426
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38178) - you deserved it (4043)

On 05/23/2011 at 7:58am - kids - by Bad Parent -

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

#16303976
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32275) - you deserved it (18153)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML

#16301651
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49375) - you deserved it (3843)

On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - kids - by Adoptee (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

#16293589
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72253) - you deserved it (3718)

On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, while trying to sneak out of my house to go to a party I met my mom trying to sneak back in. FML

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
314 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

#16042131
471 comments

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On 05/04/2011 at 7:51am - intimacy - by woah (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML

#15948281
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65281) - you deserved it (7365)

On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

#15828645
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39017) - you deserved it (7532)

On 04/17/2011 at 11:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

#15749213
780 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66164) - you deserved it (13891)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

#15718627
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19218) - you deserved it (65727)

On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my wife figured that a good foreplay move would be to rub MY underwear in MY face. FML

#15675353
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32681) - you deserved it (8994)

On 04/07/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by 1337fade (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

#13180631
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35219) - you deserved it (4053)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML

#12657778
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18132) - you deserved it (29149)

On 08/21/2010 at 2:09am - health - by clitorasaurus (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML

#8821519
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23872) - you deserved it (5808)

On 03/04/2010 at 10:48am - intimacy - by lalararara - United States



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