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- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…
- Today, I learned that, when you ask your girlfriend "Do you think we're having sex too often?" she… Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he… Today, I heard my parents having sex for the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown…