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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 118
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, a guy called customer support, claiming his internet wasn't working. I asked for his customer details, and he gave his name as Mike Hunt. I recognized the old joke, called him an idiot, and hung up on him. It turned out that was his real name. I'm now on suspension. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26206) - you deserved it (32183)

On 02/14/2014 at 4:39pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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