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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 November 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML


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On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to play Paper, Rock or Scissors and beat my boyfriend in order to get him to take a shower. FML


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On 09/06/2010 at 10:26pm - love - by Today - United States

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML


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On 09/03/2010 at 11:47pm - health - by lalalasmiles06 -

Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML


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On 03/28/2009 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by Chelsea (woman) - United States (New York)

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