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Today, I was having a romantic conversation with my boyfriend under the stars. He said, "You know how there are people who are beautiful on the inside and people who are beautiful on the outside? Yeah, well you're one of those 'inside' people." FML

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139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31179) - you deserved it (4148)

On 10/16/2010 at 4:20am - love - by Annie - India (Maharashtra)

Today, there were reports of a drunk and disorderly male, and I arrived at the scene only to discover a drunk guy having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me and shouted "God save the Queen!" It's then that I remembered it was my job to do something about it. FML

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88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31136) - you deserved it (3207)

On 10/14/2010 at 9:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Reserved

Today, my kitten decided that having diarrhea was not a good enough reason to stop running in circles around my living room. FML

#11123342
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33938) - you deserved it (3700)

On 06/11/2010 at 10:33am - health - by MegahnDN - United States

Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML

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138 comments

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On 12/17/2009 at 11:38am - misc - by Mike (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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On 11/27/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by fartlover (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

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