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kmhello313
  • Town/Country : Chattaboogie, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 May 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 203
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kmhello313 : My name is Kelly, I love summer, mary jane, and fml :)

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Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks (25294) - you deserved it (1935)

On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24498) - you deserved it (1476)

On 12/09/2009 at 7:31am - love - by im_not_me (man) - Australia (Victoria)