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kmartFTW
  • Town/Country : Texas, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 November 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 204
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kmartFTW : Dirt road driving. South Texas living. FYL. KCCO

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Today, I asked my girlfriend's dad for permission to take her hand in marriage. He said no, because he doesn't want her marrying a "sexist idiot who treats her like property", which he thinks asking permission amounts to, then told me to grow up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46125) - you deserved it (9052)

On 01/19/2014 at 5:59pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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