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About kmartFTW : Dirt road driving. South Texas living. FYL. KCCO
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Today, I asked my girlfriend's dad for permission to take her hand in marriage. He said no, because he doesn't want her marrying a "sexist idiot who treats her like property", which he thinks asking permission amounts to, then told me to grow up. FML
Friday 18 April 2014