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kman8599
  • Town/Country : Billerica Massachusetts, US of A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 107
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About kman8599 : Just an original gangsta. Na I lie.

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Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53346) - you deserved it (5124)

On 07/31/2013 at 7:19pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)



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