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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 323
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About klutchh4 : No I will not crucify your cat. If you aint watching full house you a basic bitch. Hobbies include smoking crystal meth with Danny Tanner and checking my stocks. message me something funny and I might not sacrifice you

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Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML


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