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by fizzie101 / 10/18/2014 at 5:43pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
by anonymous / 10/16/2014 at 4:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by clumsylobster / 10/13/2014 at 5:33pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/05/2014 at 11:47am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Eggs / 11/15/2013 at 12:00am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
by Anonymous / 11/10/2013 at 6:27pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by bglenney / 08/15/2013 at 5:47am / United States (California) / Work
Today, was my wedding day. We had a beautiful outdoor wedding and everything was going perfectly as planned. That is, until a bird flew over us and left a present right between my boobs. I had to stand at the altar for 30 minutes as bird poop melted in my cleavage. FML
by NewBride / 08/14/2013 at 1:39pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
by mishyb / 07/28/2013 at 12:28am / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by GiantsFan13 / 07/23/2013 at 10:49am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/22/2013 at 3:08pm / Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain) / Miscellaneous
by Kat_Styles / 07/19/2013 at 4:51am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 12:48am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/13/2013 at 5:10pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/12/2013 at 1:24am / United States (Maine) / Transportation
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I… Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for… Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with…
- Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s…