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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 August 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 344
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About klenorris : Full Time Chuck Norris enthusiast. Part time Pirate.

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Yesterday, as I was laying in bd in dark room, with only phone's light on, a huge moth flew around it and directly into open mouth. FML

#21285341
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29597) - you deserved it (5059)

On 10/25/2014 at 11:47pm - misc - by j_portal - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got a round of applause. Too looool bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

Today, mah boyfriend was entertaining himself by shoving tampons up his nose and seeing how far across the bed he could blow them . This man is the father of mah son . big fat FML

#21248639
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35355) - you deserved it (8736)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:11pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Taday my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call there parents by there real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

#21247749
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40583) - you deserved it (3831)

On 08/29/2014 at 8:35am - kids - by Amithatevil - Japan (Kanagawa)

Today, I got wisdom teeth removd. All I can remember is crying to mom because I thought spoons were taking over the world. FML

Today, to spice things up, mah boyfriend suggestd we wear disguises. Amusd by the idea, I acceptd. That's how I endd up having sex with Gandalf. FML

#21240323
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43198) - you deserved it (9415) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/18/2014 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Degueusement (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I asked mah husband to tell me something nice about myself. He thought 4 a few moments, then said, "Uh, u shit quietly." FML

#21239720
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34273) - you deserved it (5694)

On 08/17/2014 at 12:40pm - love - by ugh thanks - United States (Ohio)

Today... my daughter's biggest aspration is to create a time machine for the sole purpose of going to the '70s to see the Ramone in concert. FML

#20810453
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33237) - you deserved it (8618)

On 07/29/2013 at 9:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TODAY , AT A RESTAURANT , I HAPPILY WATCHED AS MY BOYFRIEND OF THREE YEARS GOT DOWN ON HIS KNEES AND PROPOSED TO ME. BEFORE I COULD SAY YES AND HUG HIM , A GIRL FLUNG HERSELF AT HIM , KISSED HIM AND SHOUTED , "YES!" WITH US STILL HIGHLY CONFUSED , SHE THEN RAN AWAY. FML

#20431269
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44562) - you deserved it (3459)

On 12/30/2012 at 1:29am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do u do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed looool and started to laugh. She was askinghere I worked. FML



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