About klenorris : Full Time Chuck Norris enthusiast. Part time Pirate.
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by j_portal / 10/25/2014 at 11:47pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
by Ryuun12 / 10/02/2014 at 11:20pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/30/2014 at 7:11pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
by Amithatevil / 08/29/2014 at 8:35am / Japan (Kanagawa) / Kids
by KristaAaronn / 08/27/2014 at 8:24am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by Degueusement / 08/18/2014 at 12:48am / Intimacy
by ugh thanks / 08/17/2014 at 12:40pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/29/2013 at 9:32pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
by Anonymous / 12/30/2012 at 1:29am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML
by whatdoyoudo / 03/16/2009 at 12:39am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
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