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kleider1
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 187
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML

#20545430
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13256) - you deserved it (44603) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/15/2013 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Centre)

Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML

#20529387
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38102) - you deserved it (4754)

On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18837) - you deserved it (4574)

On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

#17985302
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24794) - you deserved it (3920) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France



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