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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 August 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 444
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kkmp : Dancer, singer, love skillet, fall out boy, nickleback etc. c: kik:

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Today, I broke up with my abusive girlfriend. She responded by breaking into my place and stabbing my hamster with a fork. FML


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On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to try Karate. In an attempt to roundhouse-kick a hanging boxing glove, I knocked over a lamp, lost my balance and pulled down my curtains. My neighbor then looked through the window, started laughing and yelled, "KUNG FO POWA!" FML


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On 06/26/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by blahblah (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that in my family, 'Father's Day' is more like 'Father's drunken, piss on a plant in the kitchen during breakfast, order you to scrub in between his toes with your toothbrush Day.' FML


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