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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 December 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 359
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About kkmonster93 : I'm that one person that doesn't think before they talk so I will deff have a lot of fml's to post.

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Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16807) - you deserved it (49235)

On 10/24/2011 at 5:47am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (46751) - you deserved it (5715) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/10/2011 at 10:56am - kids - by Hahapasdroleleptit - France

Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15200) - you deserved it (32855)

On 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm - health - by Username - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41650) - you deserved it (8265)

On 02/19/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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