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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 730
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kkamp516 : Socially awkward Drummer/Guitarist/Pianist/Rapper.
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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37128) - you deserved it (6449)

On 03/25/2011 at 8:22am - health - by FromNL (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I took some friends out to the woods to show them a natural spring. I explained to them that the water bubbles up from under ground, and that it's clean and tasty. I bent down and drank a few hefty handfuls only to look up and see a dead raccoon floating near me. FML


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On 09/05/2010 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25811) - you deserved it (8519)

On 08/31/2010 at 6:33pm - misc - by nemi (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54045) - you deserved it (6514)

On 08/16/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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