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Today, I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML


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On 07/23/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML


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On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML


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On 07/12/2012 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML


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