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by jgdgjyfg / 07/25/2011 at 3:21am / United Kingdom (Rotherham) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/22/2011 at 2:29am / United States (Texas) / Love
by sbutler / 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 2:45pm / United States (New York) / Health
by Username / 06/19/2011 at 5:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML
by Punk / 06/07/2011 at 4:07pm / United States / Intimacy
by e_edge / 06/05/2011 at 2:48am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
by Anonymous / 05/29/2011 at 10:04am / United States / Intimacy
by KittenTime / 05/26/2011 at 5:03pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Animals
by no one / 05/21/2011 at 5:07am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
Today, I am taking a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 2:36pm / United States (Georgia) / Transportation
by HotAsTits / 03/20/2011 at 4:31pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML
by Abby_gummibear / 03/19/2011 at 5:04pm / United States (Nevada) / Kids
Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML
by Anonymous / 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…