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  • Title : Madam
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1391
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML

#20007961
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31721) - you deserved it (3001)

On 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to the grocery store with three bags full of sausages that I'd drunkenly bought the night before. Even though the manager remembered me, he wouldn't give me a refund, and now I'll be lucky if I can pay my rent this month. FML

#19933310
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5784) - you deserved it (31988)

On 07/13/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by minaaaaajftw (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I fell down my stairs while holding a carton of eggs I was going to use to egg my ex-boyfriend's house. Karma's definitely a bitch to me. FML

#19879302
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6840) - you deserved it (46695)

On 07/02/2012 at 2:07am - misc - by FuckYou - United States (California)

Today, I saw Thor and I wanted to see how realistic it was to be swinging a hammer around. Wrong idea. I ended up unconscious on the ground for ten whole minutes. FML

#19753882
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5277) - you deserved it (35989)

On 06/08/2012 at 4:09am - misc - by runner2731 - United States (Ohio)

Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML

#19644277
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25856) - you deserved it (5916)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:46pm - health - by msassy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML

#19607447
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11780) - you deserved it (19760)

On 05/11/2012 at 2:29pm - love - by cockblocked (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was woken up by a call from "the Nuisance Call Prevention Registry". The lady on the telephone didn't see the irony. FML

#19405538
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20300) - you deserved it (1858)

On 04/04/2012 at 6:58am - misc - by Telemarket (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

#19391637
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37969) - you deserved it (2867)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by ohgod... - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML

#19337633
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12490) - you deserved it (32155)

On 03/24/2012 at 8:14am - intimacy - by SG - United States

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

#19239456
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14360) - you deserved it (49846)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom". That's how he put it, anyway. FML

#19183355
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28586) - you deserved it (2156)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by salt. - United States (Ohio)

Today, I blushed when a fortune cookie said "You have the attitude of a winner." My self esteem is so low. FML

#18844596
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22654) - you deserved it (4228)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:41pm - misc - by FML - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29028) - you deserved it (23163)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

#18729935
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11818) - you deserved it (54858)

On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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