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Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys... a big black rubber cock. FML
by J / 02/07/2009 at 4:16pm / United Kingdom (Stockport) / Miscellaneous
by beckbr / 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Petridishoflove / 01/20/2009 at 1:12am / Hong Kong / Miscellaneous
Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…
- Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, it was my last day working at my company. The whole staff was summoned to a meeting, but I… Today, a young woman on the subway asked me to hold her pocket mirror open in front of her. I asked…