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Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys... a big black rubber cock. FML

#13590
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I agree, your life sucks (27183) - you deserved it (5911)

On 02/07/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by J (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

#4982
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I agree, your life sucks (14211) - you deserved it (24607)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)

Today, I put my paint brush into my cup of tea. FML

#1815
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7626) - you deserved it (18163)

On 01/20/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by Petridishoflove - Hong Kong

Today, my cat didn't quite manage to eat the whole turkey because it was frozen. He just licked it all over. FML

#615
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I agree, your life sucks (21620) - you deserved it (4438)

On 12/28/2008 at 2:02am - animals - by bundie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
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I agree, your life sucks (10729) - you deserved it (59057)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version



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