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Today, I went looking for a childhood doll - I remembered that my mum kept her in her bedside cabinet. I could see the doll at the back, but there was stuff in the way, so I reached in and took some of it out, only to find I was holding one of my mum's toys... a big black rubber cock. FML
by J / 02/07/2009 at 4:16pm / United Kingdom (Stockport) / Miscellaneous
by beckbr / 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Petridishoflove / 01/20/2009 at 1:12am / Hong Kong / Miscellaneous
Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML
- Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend doggy-style. I was getting close when he suddenly blurts… Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell… Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to…