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  • Town/Country : Truro, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 May 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1929
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 43 posted

About kittykittyrun : 23. Mother. Married. Gamer. Manchester United fan. Sucks at writing bios.

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Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML


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On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, the shy girl in my class decided to bring a cake to share with everyone, since it was her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "happy birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class know her name, myself included. FML


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On 09/22/2011 at 12:44am - misc - by mortenp - United States (Maryland)

Today, I finished reading a book about the treatment of mental patients and decided to use some of the strategies on my dad. We've never gotten along better. FML


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On 07/04/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Bekah (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML


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On 01/04/2011 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML


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On 11/14/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by swedishdude (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of the sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML


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On 09/26/2009 at 8:40pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML


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On 09/16/2009 at 10:23pm - misc - by Lulu (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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