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About kittykittyrun : 22. Mother. Engaged. Sucks at writing bios.
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TADAY I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY MY HUSBAND IS ALWAYS SO EAGER AND HAPPY TO BUY ME WHATEVER I AM CRAVING DURING MY PREGNANCY. IT'S CUZ IT GIVES HIM AN EXCUSE TO MEET UP WITH HIS MISTRESS AND HAVE A QUICKIE. FAT FML
Today, I Started Mah Job Selling Perfume In A Department Store. I Decided To Be Creative An Sprayed A Little Perfume Toward The First Personho Walked By. She Had An Allergic Reaction, An An Ambulance Had To Be Called. Big Fat FML
Today, my step-dad trid to talk me into getting plastic surgery . His reasoning: ( Let's face it, 28 and single? Look, I know your mum gave you shitty genes, but that's no excuse to avoid fixing your face, honey . ) FML
Today, I had a job interview!! All was going well until the interviewer asked me, "So,hy should we hre you?" Without thinking, I blurted out, "Because, I'm awesome!" Don't think I'll be getting that one!! FML
Today, my boyfriend used the "this isn't working, we need to talk" line on me. How nice of him to wait this long to do so, just days after we returned from the expensive Caribbean holiday that I paid for. real FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on mah face. Turns out mah roommate had sex with his grlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, I Photoshopped A Picture For Mah Facebook Profile So Mah Stomach Would Look A Little Flatter . I Came Back Later, Only To Fine Someone Had Said, ( What In God's Name Is This? Is Your Belly Duck-facing? ) An Half A Dozen Other Insults . FML
Today, I was working at te local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumble in, grabs two cases of beer an puts tem on te counter. Ten se grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it rigt tere, sows me, an says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML
Today, mah mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then looool informed me that, for as long as mah girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
Friday 27 March 2015