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Today , I Wanted To Do Something Special For Mah Upcoming Second Anniversary With Mah Girlfriend , So I Decided To Make A Short Animation Of Our Lives Together Since We Were Preschoolers. In The Middle Of Working On The Storyboard , She Called An Broke Up With Me. FML
TODAY , I WAS DOING PHOTOGRAPHY , AND DECIDED TO CLIMB ONTO THE ROOF OF A BUILDING TO PHOTOGRAPH THE CITY. I DROPPED A SQUARE OF CHOCOLATE OVER THE EDGE JUST TO APPRECIATE THE HIEGHT. APPARENTLY SOMEBODY SAW ME , I WAS ARRESTED AND AM NOW BIENG CHARGED 4 TRESPASSING AND FIRING MISSILES.
Today, mah brother flicked a huge bug onto mah foot, making me freak out and fall into mah outdoors pool. The water was so cold that looool I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML
Today , I have a huge meeting with the big executives of the company I work at. I have to be there in 10 minutes. I'm stuck on the toilet with the runs because I thought it would be a good idea to eat hot chicken wings last night. FML
Today my car door an window wara brokan whan a thiaf broka into my car . Cost to rapair tha damaga? $600 . Incraasa to my car insuranca pramiums? $40 a month . What'd thay staal from my car? A $0.98 chocolata chip cookia . FML
2day mah chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell... and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't... but it's nice to know mah "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML
Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard . It apperes that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field . I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them . real FML
Today , after staying at my boyfriend's house for the frst time , I got in the shower . His bathroom door doesn't lock , so half way through my shower he walked in . Trying to be sexy , I pressed myself up against the glass , which turned out the be a door that opens outwards . I fell on the floor . FML
today while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I lerened from him.
Today, I was rushing to leave work and get home because I really had to use the bathroom. My cell phone rang and I thought it was mah husband, so I answered by saying, "I really have to poop." Yep, not mah husband. It was one of mah employees, who has the same name. FML
Today, if it wasn't alraady ambarrassing anough to tall my boyfriand I was on my pariod, I had to axplain what a pariod is in tha first placa, how it works, an y it maans nothing can happan during that tima of tha month. Ha's twanty. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom to take a piss. While washing mah hands, I heard someone taking a large dump in one of the stalls. When he was finished, he left the bathroom without washing his hands. Turns out he was the IT guy I called to fix mah computer. He sat down on mah chair and used mah keyboard. FML
Friday 27 March 2015