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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 February 1992 (23 years)
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Today, I had to rush to school to avoid being late. Unfortunately, I forgot to put a bra on beforehand, and as soon as I got to gym class, the first thing my teacher said was: "Okay folks, let's get outside, we're running the mile." FML


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On 02/25/2009 at 6:29pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I did my work, the work of my co-worker who called in sick and the work of my boss who has no idea what the hell is going on all at the same time. I didn't get a promotion because I don't work hard enough. FML


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On 02/22/2009 at 1:14am - work - by Noname (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to a "party" with the boy whom I am interested in. It was the first time I met his friends. Turns out he and all his friends are hardcore Christians who don't drink and are celibate. FML


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On 01/23/2009 at 8:03pm - love - by Durrrrrr - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML


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On 01/13/2009 at 8:05pm - misc - by dannij08 - United States (California)

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