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kittygirl24
  • Town/Country : illinois, united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 November 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1024
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About kittygirl24 : hey im nicole im goth n love scremo music like bring me the horizon n bullet for my valintine so if u enjoy this stuff to jst msg me.

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Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

#13503645 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (21550) - you deserved it (2587)

On 10/18/2010 at 9:09pm - misc - by the_music_major (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235 (456)

I agree, your life sucks (22865) - you deserved it (19830)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML

#8790917 (148)

I agree, your life sucks (22368) - you deserved it (1464)

On 03/03/2010 at 12:37am - misc - by holycrap (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML

#7637016 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (5425) - you deserved it (25105)

On 01/28/2010 at 5:24am - misc - by wishihadpockets (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML

#7423840 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (19773) - you deserved it (1618)

On 01/18/2010 at 7:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to a petting zoo to take pictures. I look down to see a goat chewing the sleeve of my new sweater, so as I reached down to get it loose, it started eating my hair. People took pictures of me wrestling the goat before they helped me. FML

#6224810 (60)

I agree, your life sucks (19424) - you deserved it (2214)

On 11/09/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)