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About kittygirl24 : hey im nicole im goth n love scremo music like bring me the horizon n bullet for my valintine so if u enjoy this stuff to jst msg me.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML
Today, I went to a petting zoo to take pictures. I look down to see a goat chewing the sleeve of my new sweater, so as I reached down to get it loose, it started eating my hair. People took pictures of me wrestling the goat before they helped me. FML