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kittyfrozen

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kittyfrozen

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1324
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About kittyfrozen : 안녕하세요! 😊 💕

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Visits<b>marshm610</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 1:16am<b>josuevallejo</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 11:33pm<b>xluciferx666</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 3:47am<b>carlfirebolt</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 10:14pm<b>NoirChartreux</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 1:34pm<b>FutBol_Fan_30</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 4:17pm<b>CoGhostRider</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 6:26am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 9:13am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 1:07am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 1:49pm<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 11:54pm<b>imkool136</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 7:33pm<b>funneh1</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 6:39pm<b>Mezzacarina</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 8:36am<b>whitetiger13131</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 7:07pm<b>Alex_________s16</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 5:01pm<b>PlainWhiteWalls</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 8:38pm<b>CinematicKid</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 3:51am

Fucked!<b>josuevallejo</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 5:33am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 5:54am<b>imkool136</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 11:26pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 12:43am<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 12:56am<b>devildog562</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 11:47pm<b>iris2288fml</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 3:43pm

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kittyfrozen's favorite FMLs

Today, I underwent surgery and feeling rather groggy upon being awoken, I very loudly declared, "I've always had a thing for doctors. Kiss me?" then promptly giggled, tried to launch myself in a random doctor's arms and fell flat on my face. FML

#21425055
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24847) - you deserved it (4147)

On 06/12/2015 at 3:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I had to endure the most mortifying ambulance ride of my life after my fiancé's cock ring got stuck on my tongue piercing. As I was trying not to choke or vomit, he actually high-fived one of the EMTs and tried to get him to take a picture on his phone. FML

#21424446
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29540) - you deserved it (8592)

On 06/11/2015 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by awkward - United Kingdom (Dumfries and Galloway)

Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML

#21422192
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30176) - you deserved it (2229)

On 06/07/2015 at 5:46am - misc - by .......... (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML

#21421481
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25188) - you deserved it (2018)

On 06/05/2015 at 8:44pm - misc - by fugly - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML

#21421148
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28026) - you deserved it (1998)

On 06/05/2015 at 8:21am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML

#21420563
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30181) - you deserved it (3299)

On 06/04/2015 at 3:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's self-tan wipes. I am currently watching my face slowly turn orange and there is nothing I can do about it. FML

#21420192
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25137) - you deserved it (5097)

On 06/03/2015 at 11:46am - health - by betterthanhodor - United Kingdom

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML

#21418496
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26537) - you deserved it (6055)

On 05/31/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, during a driving lesson, I stopped behind a taxi, and got more and more annoyed when the traffic wouldn't move. A few minutes later, my instructor couldn't hold his laughter any more and pointed out I'd somehow zoned out and entered a taxi rank. FML

#21414941
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24059) - you deserved it (6239)

On 05/24/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by kalvin (man) - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, it was the first time a guy has shown any interest in me by calling me pretty. I was so shocked that instead of saying thank you, I hid behind the nearest object and promptly giggle-snorted. FML

Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML

#21403515
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28779) - you deserved it (4823)

On 05/02/2015 at 5:59pm - misc - by Upside-Down Sleeper. - United States (Maryland)

Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

#21401745
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33862) - you deserved it (4527)

On 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce to my parents. My dad thought it would be hilarious to fill some clear bags full of flour, then pretend he was sampling a cocaine shipment when she arrived. She excused herself very quickly and isn't answering my calls. FML

#21399378
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31209) - you deserved it (2500)

On 04/25/2015 at 6:34am - love - by a critically injured shitehawk (man) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I was spending some time alone out in the countryside, when I glanced at my boot. I saw a snake, screamed, ran like hell for my car, tripped over my own feet, and smashed my kneecaps. Upon further inspection, I realized the "snake" was my loose shoelace. FML

#21399007
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22648) - you deserved it (12242)

On 04/24/2015 at 1:09pm - misc - by Kira (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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