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kittycute1127

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kittycute1127

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 75
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kittycute1127 : im the crazy chick who can stay home eat chinese and play video games for hours, but can also act like a total girlie girl

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Today, I confessed to losing my wife's engagement ring, and replacing it with a lookalike months ago. My wife also confessed that her actual engagement ring was locked in the safe, and the one I lost had been a fake. I've been paying the replacement off on my credit card for 6 months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41341) - you deserved it (12606)

On 07/22/2013 at 6:30pm - love - by RonnieG (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out where the mysterious bites on my back keep coming from. It's not every day you find an earwig in your loofah. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36895) - you deserved it (3890)

On 05/26/2013 at 1:55pm - health - by ewwww (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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