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Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML

#531
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14454) - you deserved it (2831)

On 12/17/2008 at 2:15am - love - by Falouila - Sent from mobile version

Today, I help myself to a piece of a cake brought by guests at a birthday party. I don't like it much so I discreetly attempt to give it to the girl next to me. I ask her "Do you want some? It's sort of disgusting." She replies: "Thanks, I made it." FML

#506
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6333) - you deserved it (17990)

On 12/13/2008 at 1:54am - misc - by Nawel - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML

#467
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14573) - you deserved it (2849)

On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version

Today, British Telecom disconnected my landline by mistake. Their call centre in India tried to reach me. Result, they spoke to an unknown gentleman, who told them he didn't need a phone line at my address. Reconnection in 2 business days. FML

#365
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15100) - you deserved it (1477)

On 11/22/2008 at 6:51am - misc - by Sugar - United Kingdom

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
86 comments

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On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML

#298
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26069) - you deserved it (14998)

On 11/13/2008 at 6:39am - kids - by pinpin - Sent from mobile version

Today, I remember the first night I spent with my first English boyfriend. I'm French, and when we woke up, I said in my most sexy voice "Oh, I'm so dirty!" It's only when he left that I finally understood the look on his face; I wanted to have a glass of water. I was thirsty, not dirty. FML

#286
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24144) - you deserved it (6351)

On 11/12/2008 at 3:10am - intimacy - by aur - Sent from mobile version



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