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Today, British Telecom disconnected my landline by mistake. Their call centre in India tried to reach me. Result, they spoke to an unknown gentleman, who told them he didn't need a phone line at my address. Reconnection in 2 business days. FML

#365
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18774) - you deserved it (1786)

On 11/22/2008 at 6:51am - misc - by Sugar - United Kingdom

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43055) - you deserved it (7959)

On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML

#298
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27780) - you deserved it (15828)

On 11/13/2008 at 6:39am - kids - by pinpin - Sent from mobile version

Today, I remember the first night I spent with my first English boyfriend. I'm French, and when we woke up, I said in my most sexy voice "Oh, I'm so dirty!" It's only when he left that I finally understood the look on his face; I wanted to have a glass of water. I was thirsty, not dirty. FML

#286
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28695) - you deserved it (6991)

On 11/12/2008 at 3:10am - intimacy - by aur - Sent from mobile version



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