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by jlee0000785 / 09/17/2012 at 10:15am / Australia / Love
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. I said aloud, "Dang, that actor is hot." My grandma pointed out he was a spitting image of my cousin. I realized she was right, and that I may as well be attracted to my own cousin. FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2012 at 12:11pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise, fresh coffee, and a bleached lawn. My neighbors on both sides have constantly fought with each other since before I even moved in, which I guess explains the note taped to my window saying, "Pick a side." FML
by thefuckman / 09/14/2012 at 3:50pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Jessica S. / 09/06/2012 at 7:15am / United States (Kentucky) / Work
by rotezora / 09/02/2012 at 8:44am / Switzerland (Basel-Stadt) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/01/2012 at 7:15pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/24/2012 at 5:10pm / United Kingdom (Walsall) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/21/2012 at 1:39pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Sarah / 08/17/2012 at 3:45am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML
by blink_kid / 08/10/2012 at 8:57am / United Kingdom (West Lothian) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML
by m / 08/04/2012 at 8:44pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
by gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr / 08/03/2012 at 2:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Lara / 08/03/2012 at 7:28am / Italy (Toscana) / Miscellaneous
by busted / 08/02/2012 at 2:53am / Canada (Alberta) / Money
by love_to_live / 07/28/2012 at 12:17am / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, my Breaking Bad obsessed boyfriend actually used the phrase "I am the one who cocks." during… Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She… Today, my boyfriend invited me over to "play with his lizard." After excitedly rushing across town,…