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kittycat1597
  • Town/Country : Rockwall, TX
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of comments : 41
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About kittycat1597 : Hi. My names Jessica, im 15. I like dubstep and Tenno along with heavy metal and screamo. Im a gamer, hmu xboxlive account kittycat1597. Among my favorite game vary, skyrim, fallout, halo reach, left 4 dead. Some of my fav bands are escape the fate, falling in reverse, eminem, senses fail, basshunter. Etc.

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Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (91362) - you deserved it (28436)

On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was cutting a bagel, only to slice the back of my hand with the knife. As I grabbed paper towels to clean up the blood, I noticed that the bagel was pre-sliced. FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 2:43pm - health - by IHateBagels (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by joshinbaltimore (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML

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On 03/14/2009 at 9:30pm - misc - by SwedishBozo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was introduced to my boyfriend's family at their family reunion for the first time. As I sat on the couch, his 4-year old sister comes in and jumps onto my lap. For a moment I was happy to think his sister liked me, only to hear her say "You're fat! I like fat things." FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 5:52am - misc - by Judiee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

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On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)



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