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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kittycat1597 : Hi. My names Jessica, im 15. I like dubstep and Tenno along with heavy metal and screamo. Im a gamer, hmu xboxlive account kittycat1597. Among my favorite game vary, skyrim, fallout, halo reach, left 4 dead. Some of my fav bands are escape the fate, falling in reverse, eminem, senses fail, basshunter. Etc.

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Today, I was traveling by bus. There were no spare seats, so I stood next to a seated lady. When she got off at her stop, I was amused because her bum made the shape of a mushroom on the seat. I went to sit on it. So I'm sitting there when I realise the seat is really warm... and wet. FML

#13417428
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29489) - you deserved it (7404)

On 10/12/2010 at 5:26am - misc - by babydoll (woman) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, I got hit by a Salami log thrown from a car; its metal wire cut my shoulder. I got scarred by a flying hunk of pig. FML

#13320249
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23759) - you deserved it (2346)

On 10/04/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by ifpigsflew (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, the speakers on my laptop weren't working. I worried I'd broken something, and started freaking out. I restarted my computer numerous times and played with the settings for an hour before calling my sister in to help. She looked at it for two seconds, then unplugged my headphones. FML

#7612223
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5287) - you deserved it (35397)

On 01/27/2010 at 1:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

#7562154
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10998) - you deserved it (20335)

On 01/25/2010 at 1:33am - health - by nyu (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

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203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34352) - you deserved it (7332)

On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)

Today, my fiancé and I decided to engage in some erotic food play. She covered every region of my body, including my genitals, with strawberry sauce. Today also happens to be the day that I found out I'm allergic to strawberries. FML

#7070620
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20826) - you deserved it (3504)

On 01/01/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by welted (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML

#6955134
241 comments

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On 12/26/2009 at 11:18am - health - by rtrim29 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a Christmas present from my boss. It was an ab workout video. FML

#6809461
21 comments

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On 12/18/2009 at 11:19am - work - by B (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

#6439149
341 comments

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On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

#6002557
72 comments

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On 10/26/2009 at 2:35am - misc - by munchkin - Sent from mobile version

Today, my son lost his pet rat, Charlie. Whilst vacuuming under my couch, the vacuum suddenly shut off. Something was stuck in it, so I took it apart. Something was inside, so I leaned in closer to get a better look. Bad news? I need a new vacuum. Good news? I found Charlie. FML

#5789871
68 comments

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On 10/12/2009 at 1:27am - misc - by ohgosh (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while driving home from work an old homeless man stepped out on front of my car. As I slammed on the brakes the man threw a bag of poo at my windscreen and shouted "Praise The Lord!" before carrying on as if nothing had happened. FML

#5724132
148 comments

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On 10/08/2009 at 5:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML

#5522422
332 comments

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On 09/28/2009 at 3:15am - misc - by ripfluffy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got annoyed with my mum stopping in her tracks each time she needed to reply to a text message. I tried to show her that you can walk and text at the same time. I ended up falling into a drain. FML

#5100044
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8414) - you deserved it (48593)

On 09/07/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by misstree (woman) - Singapore



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