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kittycat1597
  • Town/Country : Rockwall, TX
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1135
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kittycat1597 : Hi. My names Jessica, im 15. I like dubstep and Tenno along with heavy metal and screamo. Im a gamer, hmu xboxlive account kittycat1597. Among my favorite game vary, skyrim, fallout, halo reach, left 4 dead. Some of my fav bands are escape the fate, falling in reverse, eminem, senses fail, basshunter. Etc.

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Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

#17362826
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41891) - you deserved it (2790)

On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

#16540181
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23128) - you deserved it (5646)

On 06/07/2011 at 12:43am - love - by Maddie110110 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
249 comments

Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML

#16033229
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12921) - you deserved it (29514)

On 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm - health - by Username - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

#15177463
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22667) - you deserved it (5855)

On 03/02/2011 at 6:43pm - misc - by taiannalynn5 -

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

#15079652
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18721) - you deserved it (30465)

On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

#14694098
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21758) - you deserved it (4557)

On 01/24/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by crayons128 - United States

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML

#14286493
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33526) - you deserved it (2595)

On 12/21/2010 at 3:25pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML

#14019965
200 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 2:11am - health - by unknown951 -

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

#13896400
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34614) - you deserved it (11921)

On 11/19/2010 at 2:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the ceiling using a broom stick, and held it up there. He told me to hold it and left. Taking my hands off the broomstick would cause the bowl to fall on my expensive new suit. Eventually, it did. FML

#13851970
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24489) - you deserved it (10653)

On 11/15/2010 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me a magic trick. He filled a bowl with wine, pushed it on top of the ceiling using a broom stick, and held it up there. He told me to hold it and left. Taking my hands off the broomstick would cause the bowl to fall on my expensive new suit. Eventually, it did. FML

#13851970
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24489) - you deserved it (10653)

On 11/15/2010 at 10:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I caught my dad eating the dog treats I'd bought for my dog. The only thing he could say was "These are really good, no wonder the dog is so obedient. Wanna try one?" FML

#13684464
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16921) - you deserved it (2386)

On 11/02/2010 at 3:13am - animals - by treats - Singapore

Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic-Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up... out my left nostril. FML

#13652209
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27006) - you deserved it (4245)

On 10/30/2010 at 5:28pm - health - by DeepTaccer (man) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, after spending the three previous nights cursing the noisiest bird alive that continually disrupts my sleep to the point where I just want to smash the damn thing's head in with a rock, I realised it's been my pedestal fan the entire time. FML

#13431909
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5229) - you deserved it (26098)

On 10/13/2010 at 7:58am - animals - by SoundConfuser - Australia (Queensland)



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