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  • Number of visits : 1703
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kittycat1597 : hi my names jessica im lesbian and deathly afraid of moths. I'm a professional dancer also

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Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

#19420355
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25519) - you deserved it (9483)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30624) - you deserved it (18854)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30624) - you deserved it (18854)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML

#19101207
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36228) - you deserved it (5591)

On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States

Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML

#19083975
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20222) - you deserved it (2533)

On 02/15/2012 at 6:09am - animals - by workaholic (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML

#18966714
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25763) - you deserved it (2069)

On 02/01/2012 at 3:22am - misc - by dammit - United States

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

#18933049
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29693) - you deserved it (2787)

On 01/28/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by messyvictor (man) - United States (California)

Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML

#18845928
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38888) - you deserved it (6188)

On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15094) - you deserved it (40167)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML

#18408949
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25256) - you deserved it (3005)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

#18393889
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30690) - you deserved it (3250)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by Madi - United States (California)

Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML

#18188542
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30722) - you deserved it (2528)

On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

#18086269
529 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10117) - you deserved it (185475)

On 10/27/2011 at 1:01am - work - by charlie3289 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home from work to my 3 year old daughter sniffing the rug in the living room. When I asked her what she was doing she said "Daddy smell this." So I went, got on my knees and bent down to smell it and she pushed my face in the dog crap smeared in the rug. FML

#18049596
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30254) - you deserved it (6811)

On 10/22/2011 at 10:06pm - kids - by me - United States (Maine)



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