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  • Number of visits : 1604
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kittycat1597 : Hi. My names Jessica, im 15. I like dubstep and Tenno along with heavy metal and screamo. Im a gamer, hmu xboxlive account kittycat1597. Among my favorite game vary, skyrim, fallout, halo reach, left 4 dead. Some of my fav bands are escape the fate, falling in reverse, eminem, senses fail, basshunter. Etc.

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Today, I realized I might lose my job because some asshole customer complained about me to my district manager. His complaint? Girls can't work at video game stores. My DM agreed. FML

#20098150
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28599) - you deserved it (1952)

On 10/02/2012 at 9:11am - work - by GamerTag (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML

#20094500
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30286) - you deserved it (5194)

On 09/30/2012 at 12:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML

#20071617
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23603) - you deserved it (1939)

On 09/14/2012 at 12:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML

#20007961
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31879) - you deserved it (3011)

On 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I tried to stand by my toaster and train myself to not jump when it popped up. Not only did I jump, I also knocked the toaster off the counter and onto my toes. FML

#19998464
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12663) - you deserved it (19244)

On 08/02/2012 at 1:32pm - misc - by purplexangel (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

#19848753
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6488) - you deserved it (46418)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:44am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I wanted to prank my roommate. So, I thought it would be funny to take all the toilet paper out of our bathroom. She thought it would be funny to wipe with my cashmere sweater. FML

#19640453
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6433) - you deserved it (46386)

On 05/18/2012 at 2:07am - misc - by Karmaisabitch - United States (Colorado)

Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML

#19631196
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23483) - you deserved it (2679)

On 05/16/2012 at 6:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I started the job of my dreams. Our first marketing meeting was an in-depth analysis of the phrase, "Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate". I have a 5 year contract. FML

#19611170
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20475) - you deserved it (4085)

On 05/12/2012 at 10:36am - work - by picklet (woman) - Malaysia (Negeri Sembilan)

Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML

#19592298
373 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30346) - you deserved it (3076)

On 05/08/2012 at 1:57pm - misc - by wtf is wrong with my country (man) - United States

Today, I woke up, got up, and felt something crunchy under my feet. My son thought it would be funny if he spread cat litter all around the house. Used cat litter. FML

#19536955
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22639) - you deserved it (2154)

On 04/27/2012 at 11:22am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

#19484468
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19646) - you deserved it (21814)

On 04/17/2012 at 3:23pm - misc - by phoneless - Jordan

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
583 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13724) - you deserved it (55277) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

#19420355
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25419) - you deserved it (9470)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28982) - you deserved it (18126)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)



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