About kittycat1597 : hi my names jessica im lesbian and deathly afraid of moths. I'm a professional dancer also
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Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
by TheVirginJenny / 10/06/2012 at 8:05pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML
by nonfreehugs / 10/04/2012 at 1:09am / United States (Washington) / Love
by GamerTag / 10/02/2012 at 9:11am / United States (New York) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/30/2012 at 12:37am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/14/2012 at 12:51pm / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
by purplexangel / 08/02/2012 at 1:32pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/26/2012 at 1:44am / United States / Health
by Karmaisabitch / 05/18/2012 at 2:07am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/16/2012 at 6:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
by picklet / 05/12/2012 at 10:36am / Malaysia (Negeri Sembilan) / Work
Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML
by wtf is wrong with my country / 05/08/2012 at 1:57pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/27/2012 at 11:22am / United States (California) / Kids
by phoneless / 04/17/2012 at 3:23pm / Jordan / Miscellaneous
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm / France / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…