About kittycat1597 : Hi. My names Jessica, im 15. I like dubstep and Tenno along with heavy metal and screamo. Im a gamer, hmu xboxlive account kittycat1597. Among my favorite game vary, skyrim, fallout, halo reach, left 4 dead. Some of my fav bands are escape the fate, falling in reverse, eminem, senses fail, basshunter. Etc.
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Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML
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On 01/22/2013 at 7:29pm - work - by milkshake - United States (Texas)
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML
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On 12/27/2012 at 11:58pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML
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On 12/24/2012 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML
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On 12/24/2012 at 3:46am - misc - by chunderful202 - United Kingdom (Havering)
Today, I was playing with my four year old cousin. He had a toy whale and said, "Shark!" I corrected him and told him it was a whale. He picked it up, threw it at my face, and yelled, "SHAAARK!" FML
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On 11/24/2012 at 8:59am - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I awoke in the midst of the night to find my half-naked dad drunkenly arguing with the microwave. FML
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On 11/18/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by mountains - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML
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On 11/12/2012 at 10:10am - health - by poserpilot - United States (California)
Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML
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On 11/10/2012 at 7:29pm - misc - by Me - United States
Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML
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On 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm - kids - by john r.t. (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was reading a book in public. Some bastard stranger came over and started spoiling the plot for me. FML
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On 11/05/2012 at 10:58am - misc - by Spoilicious - Singapore
Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
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On 10/31/2012 at 11:04pm - kids - by ananymous - United States (New York)
Today, whilst in an argument with my girlfriend, I told her she was the craziest bitch I'd ever met. She responded with "Challenge accepted." I'm now terrified. FML
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On 10/30/2012 at 2:08am - love - by Andrew (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML
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On 10/24/2012 at 1:15am - kids - by BobsBabe2 - United States
Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML
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On 10/06/2012 at 8:05pm - kids - by TheVirginJenny - United States (Washington)
Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML
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On 10/04/2012 at 1:09am - love - by nonfreehugs (man) - United States (Washington)
Monday 20 May 2013
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