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kittybear
  • Town/Country : wichita, KS, America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 December 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 790
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my wife and I watched a documentary film about a kid living with severe asthma. In one scene, the kid has a severe asthma attack, and is rushed to hospital. My wife started laughing hysterically at this and after apologising, goes "it's just he sounded exactly like you in bed." FML

#2302795 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (55468) - you deserved it (5489)

On 05/26/2009 at 4:24am - intimacy - by Weezylover (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I weighed myself for the first time in a while and confirmed that I have put on a few pounds. I was feeling a bit down about it. I went to work and on arriving a workmate I hadn't seen in a while gave me a hug. She said, 'I love hugging you, you're so nice and squishy.' FML

#2302779 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (36565) - you deserved it (5320)

On 05/26/2009 at 4:23am - health - by squishyboy (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

#226342 (993)

I agree, your life sucks (284938) - you deserved it (55482)

On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)