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kitty_f
  • Town/Country : kuwait
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 September 1985 (27 years)
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Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34448) - you deserved it (3534)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by lovely (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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On 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm - work - by Sammylad - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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