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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML
Friday 12 February 2016