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  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 December 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 46999
  • Number of comments : 209
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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kitties's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen my debit card and maxed it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to change the address on the card, so everything they bought online has been shipped to me. The bad news? I've received 16 snuggies so far, and I'm still counting. FML

#5529870
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46886) - you deserved it (3540)

On 09/28/2009 at 4:36pm - money - by SnuggieOverload (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was cutting the grass when I saw a man staring at me from my neighbor's garage. This went on for 5 minutes until I finally yelled 'hello'. There was no response, and I was creeped out, so I called my neighbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML

#5073384
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12956) - you deserved it (35033)

On 09/06/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by cachow (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was sitting in a coffee shop when the weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself approached our table. He looked at me, and in all seriousness, said, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your butt crack is showing." FML

#4089919
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16256) - you deserved it (43434)

On 07/27/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was giving a presentation to a group of high school kids about how being 'cool' wasn't as important as they might think. When I was done I asked for questions. A kid says, "Miss, I get that you're not into being cool, but you're wearing your pants inside out.' He was right. FML

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50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44364) - you deserved it (24727)

On 04/20/2009 at 8:21am - misc - by indi1011 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)



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