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Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen my debit card and maxed it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to change the address on the card, so everything they bought online has been shipped to me. The bad news? I've received 16 snuggies so far, and I'm still counting. FML
by SnuggieOverload / 09/28/2009 at 4:36pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
Today, I was cutting the grass when I saw a man staring at me from my neighbor's garage. This went on for 5 minutes until I finally yelled 'hello'. There was no response, and I was creeped out, so I called my neighbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML
by cachow / 09/06/2009 at 12:35am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/06/2009 at 7:11am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I was sitting in a coffee shop when the weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself approached our table. He looked at me, and in all seriousness, said, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your butt crack is showing." FML
by Anonymous / 07/27/2009 at 9:20pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was giving a presentation to a group of high school kids about how being 'cool' wasn't as important as they might think. When I was done I asked for questions. A kid says, "Miss, I get that you're not into being cool, but you're wearing your pants inside out.' He was right. FML
by indi1011 / 04/20/2009 at 8:21am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Fitz / 04/12/2009 at 9:53am / United States (North Carolina) / Health