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  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 December 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 46694
  • Number of comments : 209
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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kitties's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML

#19992743
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19671) - you deserved it (4029)

On 07/30/2012 at 2:05pm - animals - by soph511 (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I took a picture of myself seductively eating an apple. I don't know what I'm doing with my life. FML

#19982867
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8812) - you deserved it (25952)

On 07/25/2012 at 2:14am - misc - by Rochelle (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML

#19625273
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20304) - you deserved it (2538)

On 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my mom has been stealing from me to pay for Scientology courses. FML

#19134973
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28649) - you deserved it (2116)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by sonofanut - United States (Minnesota)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42343) - you deserved it (9165)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

#16166578
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38838) - you deserved it (4362)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, I visited my vacation cabin. I've been planning to sell it, and it was in perfect condition when I last visited about 6 months ago. I walked in the door to find the floor covered in muddy pawprints and bloody remainders of meals. It appears some bears moved in during my absence. FML

#13313277
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26447) - you deserved it (3238)

On 10/04/2010 at 2:46am - misc - by screwthewilderness (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML

#8585714
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24410) - you deserved it (2620)

On 02/23/2010 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML

#8432968
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25950) - you deserved it (4521)

On 02/19/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by grrrrrr (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML

Today, I was at my 10 year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screams when she sees me. Then, she starts hitting me, looking panicked. I control her and ask why she's hitting me. She says 'Everyone thought you were dead!' FML

#6753136
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36954) - you deserved it (2287)

On 12/14/2009 at 4:21pm - misc - by Ghost (man) - United States

Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye for details.", and I have been sending it out for the past few weeks. No wonder I haven't gotten any replies. FML

#6299927
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8960) - you deserved it (28374)

On 11/14/2009 at 11:52am - work - by crazylobster (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)



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