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by soph511 / 07/30/2012 at 2:05pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Animals
by Rochelle / 07/25/2012 at 2:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by sonofanut / 02/21/2012 at 10:14pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by xX_nsn_Xx / 02/03/2012 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by bobbeta30 / 01/11/2012 at 11:33am / United States (New York) / Money
Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML
by IhateThem / 05/14/2011 at 1:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I visited my vacation cabin. I've been planning to sell it, and it was in perfect condition when I last visited about 6 months ago. I walked in the door to find the floor covered in muddy pawprints and bloody remainders of meals. It appears some bears moved in during my absence. FML
by screwthewilderness / 10/04/2010 at 2:46am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, my cat brought yet another chipmunk into our house. She never kills them, so they stay in our house until we either capture them or they escape. So far, she's brought in three squirrels, four chipmunks, four mice, and a snake. FML
by Anonymous / 04/11/2010 at 3:11pm / United States (Montana) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/23/2010 at 10:45am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by grrrrrr / 02/19/2010 at 1:18am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by StinkyCactus / 01/08/2010 at 1:23am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at my 10 year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screams when she sees me. Then, she starts hitting me, looking panicked. I control her and ask why she's hitting me. She says 'Everyone thought you were dead!' FML
by Ghost / 12/14/2009 at 4:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye for details.", and I have been sending it out for the past few weeks. No wonder I haven't gotten any replies. FML
by crazylobster / 11/14/2009 at 11:52am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
by Pwnedofthedead / 10/03/2009 at 11:34am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…
- Today, my six year old son was yelling to me from outside the house. Frustrated because I could not… Today, I got a letter saying I have got a 1.55% pay rise which is an extra £24 per month. I should… Today, I slept through a major test and emailed my professor if I could take it in the next class.…