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by soph511 / 07/30/2012 at 2:05pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Animals
by Rochelle / 07/25/2012 at 2:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by sonofanut / 02/21/2012 at 10:14pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by xX_nsn_Xx / 02/03/2012 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by bobbeta30 / 01/11/2012 at 11:33am / United States (New York) / Money
Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML
by IhateThem / 05/14/2011 at 1:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I visited my vacation cabin. I've been planning to sell it, and it was in perfect condition when I last visited about 6 months ago. I walked in the door to find the floor covered in muddy pawprints and bloody remainders of meals. It appears some bears moved in during my absence. FML
by screwthewilderness / 10/04/2010 at 2:46am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, my cat brought yet another chipmunk into our house. She never kills them, so they stay in our house until we either capture them or they escape. So far, she's brought in three squirrels, four chipmunks, four mice, and a snake. FML
by Anonymous / 04/11/2010 at 3:11pm / United States (Montana) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/23/2010 at 10:45am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by grrrrrr / 02/19/2010 at 1:18am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by StinkyCactus / 01/08/2010 at 1:23am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at my 10 year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screams when she sees me. Then, she starts hitting me, looking panicked. I control her and ask why she's hitting me. She says 'Everyone thought you were dead!' FML
by Ghost / 12/14/2009 at 4:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye for details.", and I have been sending it out for the past few weeks. No wonder I haven't gotten any replies. FML
by crazylobster / 11/14/2009 at 11:52am / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
by Pwnedofthedead / 10/03/2009 at 11:34am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
- Today, I’m a babysitter for a 4 year-old little girl. All afternoon, I attended Barbie’s murder and… Today, I had planned a pig eye dissection with my students. I didn’t think it was possible to have… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…