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kittenmeownyan
  • Town/Country : Victoria, Australia
  • Title : Miss
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Today, I brought a cute guy back from the bar to have sex. He was drunk, so he had trouble getting it up, and I said jokingly "you need to work on that". We fell asleep, and I woke up the next morning to him gone and a note that said "you need to work on not farting in your sleep". FML

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On 04/22/2009 at 1:46pm - intimacy - by Screwed (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

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On 04/01/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by highleyj (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was looking after my parents house and their wiener dog, and fell asleep on the couch. The dog climbed onto my shoulders and rested behind my head like a doggie neck pillow. All was great until she farted right in my left ear. FML

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On 02/01/2009 at 11:31pm - animals - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

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On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, me and my family watched the video of my birth. In the video, when my mother sees me for the first time, she says "God he's ugly!" FML

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On 01/21/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by mat - Sent from mobile version

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML

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On 11/29/2008 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Rosies - Sent from mobile version



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