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Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347 (274)

I agree, your life sucks (10106) - you deserved it (35366)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML

#14029442 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (28613) - you deserved it (3371)

On 11/29/2010 at 10:03pm - kids - by Laura -

Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML

#13738415 (247)

I agree, your life sucks (17208) - you deserved it (6519)

On 11/06/2010 at 1:24pm - love - by anonymous_0505 (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he had ever cheated on me. In the most sincere and honest tone, he said "if I ever have or ever will, there's no way you would ever find out. I love you too much to lose you", and gave me a hug. FML

#13697546 (186)

I agree, your life sucks (25731) - you deserved it (5444)

On 11/03/2010 at 2:40am - intimacy - by spockswifey - United States

Today, I came home from a four day trip. Apparently, my cat thought I was gone for good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this because she has been positioning herself between me and my husband all night, and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

#13401139 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (20361) - you deserved it (3335)

On 10/11/2010 at 12:34am - love - by JLD - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got hit by a flying log of Salami that someone threw out of their car window, and its metal wire cut my shoulder. I got scarred by a flying hunk of pig. FML

#13320249 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (17221) - you deserved it (1612)

On 10/04/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by ifpigsflew (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my four year old told my mother-in-law that our house is haunted because she hears a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. FML

#12361153 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (20286) - you deserved it (12043)

On 08/06/2010 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I found my lost iPhone earbuds. In the cat litter box. I am 100% sure that they passed through my cat to get there. FML

#12002480 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (22352) - you deserved it (3042)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:34pm - animals - by brentkd - United States

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759 (226)

I agree, your life sucks (30162) - you deserved it (7291)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, my fiancé admitted to me that he only found big girls attractive, that's why he could "never cheat on me with my friends." FML

#10881510 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (27677) - you deserved it (4774)

On 05/31/2010 at 8:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965 (245)

I agree, your life sucks (30848) - you deserved it (6136)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML

#9087167 (222)

I agree, your life sucks (12772) - you deserved it (5914)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

#8051668 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (26538) - you deserved it (3114)

On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was driving home from college when I saw a couple of sporty chicks jogging on the side of the road. I honked at them and yelled suggestively as I do at college, which usually gets a fun flirty reaction from college girls. It was my next-door neighbor and her 11 year old daughter. FML

#7587300 (182)

I agree, your life sucks (2915) - you deserved it (32205)

On 01/26/2010 at 9:39am - misc - by Fonz (man) - United States (California)

Today, while babysitting a six year old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his pants/undies and pointed to his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

#7404915 (272)

I agree, your life sucks (27822) - you deserved it (2376)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)