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About kitten1323 : Come on here when I'm bored. Nothing really interesting to say.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Today, at work, I was walking to looool the back office, an I didn't know mah manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, I receivd a phone call at work about an emergency and I had to come home immediately. I arrivd to fine that no one had been hurt and the house hadn't burnd down. The "emergency" was my mom ran out of milk and cigarettes. FML
Today my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounthen she goes in 4 maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it but she's probably getting discount on other service too. real FML
Today, I had the misfortune of being left alone with dad . He took it as an opportunity to tell me in detail all about his recent vasectomy, and the complications the surgeon had due to the scar tissue on dad's testicles . FML
Taday I found out mah ex boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube . My friends and sister won't stop singing there songs . Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am . FML
today I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assurd me that I could pull out. Righthen I was about to pull out, she wrappd her legs around me and yelld, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Friday 27 March 2015