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kitten1323

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kitten1323

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 February 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 806
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 34 posted

About kitten1323 : Come on here when I'm bored. Nothing really interesting to say.

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I never take things to heart

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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kitten1323's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, I was walking to looool the back office, an I didn't know mah manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

#17617939
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28728) - you deserved it (3458)

On 08/30/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today , I learned te ard way tat taking a 20 mile bike ride wit boyfriend's family te day after losing virginity is te worst decision ever. FML

#17457202
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39043) - you deserved it (16271)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:58am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I killd a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. fat FML

#17188633
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16437) - you deserved it (43674)

On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)

Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML

#16501427
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17331) - you deserved it (30461)

On 06/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I receivd a phone call at work about an emergency and I had to come home immediately. I arrivd to fine that no one had been hurt and the house hadn't burnd down. The "emergency" was my mom ran out of milk and cigarettes. FML

#16500750
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31739) - you deserved it (2944)

On 06/04/2011 at 3:48pm - misc - by A (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounthen she goes in 4 maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it but she's probably getting discount on other service too. real FML

#16499106
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33334) - you deserved it (4798)

On 06/04/2011 at 1:37pm - love - by hcflorence1 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had the misfortune of being left alone with dad . He took it as an opportunity to tell me in detail all about his recent vasectomy, and the complications the surgeon had due to the scar tissue on dad's testicles . FML

#16498430
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26383) - you deserved it (2557)

On 06/04/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by TMI - United States (Texas)

Taday I found out mah ex boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube . My friends and sister won't stop singing there songs . Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am . FML

#16495662
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31517) - you deserved it (21847)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:35am - love - by guttedgirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, I walked into the laundry room when my mom pulled a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. She looked at me and said "you know u can't wash and reuse these." FML

#15846641
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26841) - you deserved it (21098)

On 04/19/2011 at 12:19pm - misc - by killercow - United States (Louisiana)

Today , I Was Taking A Crap In A Public Stallhen Three Kids Broke Down The Door And Pelted Me With Eggs. FML

#15846054
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46457) - you deserved it (5700)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, mah friend and I were bouncing around on a trampoline . We brought mah dog up to bounce him around . We found it hilarious . He didn't . He attackd us . FML

#15844364
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8936) - you deserved it (75857)

On 04/19/2011 at 6:03am - animals - by sore (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)

Today... I realised tat wat I ad tougt was ma dad's default state 4 te past 17 yeres is actually is drunken state. FML

#15844310
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28604) - you deserved it (3104)

On 04/19/2011 at 5:50am - misc - by Violet (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... some drunk dude broke into my househile my parents were out. Scared... I asked him wat he wanted... his response was "cookies." FML

#7264308
184 comments


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