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kitsune309
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 166
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, my laptop got hit by a Trojan. Not the malware, but a used condom thrown from a car driving past as I sat on a street bench. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30067) - you deserved it (2173)

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