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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 228
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Today, my laptop got hit by a Trojan. Not the malware, but a used condom thrown from a car driving past as I sat on a street bench. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32465) - you deserved it (2372)

On 09/28/2012 at 4:24am - intimacy - by iNearlyHurled - United States

Today, my parents decided to visit me. When I first got my apartment I gave them a key "just in case" and today they used this key to enter when I didn't answer their knocking. I didn't answer because I was having sex with my boyfriend. My parents saw everything. They didn't know I was gay. FML



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